Aarrr, that be right, ye scurvy dogs! Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day where the whole point is to lay about ye with your belayin’ pin at those landlubbers ye want to get to walk the plank.

So, grab yourself a lusty wench and a bottle of rum, and go get your timbers shivered, mateys…

Note: Anyone wanting the pirate image for their own purposes is welcome to use it, but please don’t hotlink to it – take your own copy and don’t leach my bandwidth. It is by J.J. McCullough, who has released it into the public domain. You can find a much larger, better version of the image at file:piratey on Wikipedia.