My Peculiar Aristocratic Title
…following on from a post of Steve Pugh’s where he identifies his Peculiar Aristocratic Title, I thought I’d have a crack at it.
It turns out I am His Noble Excellency Jack the Assiduous of Great Leering.
Beat that if you can! It sounds like I’m going to be played by Sid James in a film called something like Carry On … Ambassador!
You can get your own peculiar aristocratic title if you want. Please do let me know of any which sound like you ought to be played by a Carry On Actor — but you can’t have Sid, I’ve already bagsied him.
Hello. I am 
Baron Matt the Fiendish of Midhoop St Giggleswich
strangely apt me thinks