I’ve commented before on buying cheap shoes, but at this point I think it’s worth pointing out what I’ve actually got in them. Thanks to Blair for pointing this out, but you can look up your shoe size on a chart to determine what your koff koff, you know, erm… how big your feet are. As well as other things.

Just jump straight into the shoe/anatomy conversion chart and judge for yourself.

I take size 11 or size 12 shoes (UK sizings), so officially I can’t bend at the knees.