Spam Meme
I got this spam:
i need a list of 40 buyable things beginning with A, can anyone help?!?!moi
Moi? Pretentious or what?
On the one hand, if it’s spam, it’s crap spam, as the post contained no links and the comment poster’s site didn’t actually exist. Therefore I’m going to assume that for some reason best known to themselves, someone does need a list of 40 things that they can buy beginning with A (although I’d love to know why). So here goes:
- Aubergines
- Amstel lager
- Apples
- Apricots
- Alligator shoes
- Almonds
- Ardbeg Single Malt Whisky
- an abacus
- an abode, or place to live
- an A-bomb (although hopefully these aren’t easy to come by)
- Absinthe, which contains large quantities of…
- Alcohol
- an accessory for your computer
- an accordion
- an accountant (technically usually the services of same)
- Acetic acid, by buying some vinegar
- some acrylic, or other man-made fibres
- some adhesive
- admission to the theatre or a similar event
- advertising on a website
- some advocaat
- an advocate, to speak on your behalf. And maybe drink your advocaat
- an aeroplane. but you would need a fair bit of cash
- some Abbott Ale
- an Afghan hound
- Aikido lessons
- an albatross, seabird flavour, available in many good Monty Python sketches
- an album to keep stamps in
- an alloy of different metals, such as brass
- an altimeter, so you can see how high up you are
- some antifreeze to make sure your car starts in the winter
- some antiseptic throat lozenges
- an aqualung so you can go deep sea diving
- an ass. or you could just make one of yourself, that’s cheaper
- some Assam tea
- an Alsation, to continue the list of doggies
- an Amazonian anaconda (does that count twice?)
- Anarchy In The UK by the Sex Pistols
- an animal of some description
- and of course another one
Hello. I am 
41. Anger management counseling, if needed.
I had to add one for good measure.