The Sudocrem Kid
Take one two-year old. Place him in a bedroom and tell him to go to sleep.
What do you have five minutes later? A child that has climbed out of bed, climbed onto the dressing table, reached up to a high shelf and picked up a jar of Sudocrem (usually used to combat nappy rash and the like) and magically transformed himself into…
The Sudocrem Kid.
It might look funny now, but at the time it … erm … yeah, okay it looked funny then as well.
Although he wasn’t too happy about having rubbed it into his eye, that was at least relatively easy to clean, in comparison to his hair, his clothes, the carpets, the curtains, us, the cats, and pretty much everything else that got within grabbing distance of him…
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Hey, I just had the incident here, wondering how u got the cream out of his clothes?
thx- Mel