I watch The Apprentice, but not because I want to see someone win – I enjoy seeing the smug look on their faces when they are fired – for them to know that despite all their chanting of how great they are for the sakes of their own egos, they are not as good as they think (even though the talks in the taxi afterwards about how “wrong the teacher was” to try and reduce the damage done to their egos is funny).

Like you I am proud with things in my life, but sometimes find it hard to restrain telling everyone. I am incredibly proud of who I work for as I have been a fan of the industry for years – I often itch to tell people (unprompted) the company, just because I like the reaction it gets, but refrain from doing so when I think to myself – “Do I want to look like a complete cock right now?”

If someone asks about what I do, or about my kids – I’ll tell them in brief – if they want to know more then that’s fine – I’ll talk forever.