Reynholm Industries Identity Card

Friday, July 31, 2009 7:20 | Filed in Funnies, TV/Film

If you’re a fan on Reynholm Industries — maybe you know Roy, Maurice or Jen? — then you might be interested to learn that you too can obtain your very own Reynholm Industries ID card from their staff intranet. Obviously, you can only access this if you have a staff user account name and password — or are able to get access to one.

Reynholm Industries ID Card - Jack Pickard Social Media Advisor (flickr)

I’ve deliberately chosen the post ‘Social Media Advisor’ because I feel it’s an area which Reynholm Industries need some more advice and support. They are not accessing the full potential of social media, and have even blocked employees from accessing sites such as Friendface.

Obviously, in most circumstances, I cannot condone or advise logging into things where you don’t have a valid account, but Reynholm Industries is a notable exception. Those of you who know Reynholm Industries will know why. For those of you who don’t, I’d advise checking out the documentary fly-on-the-wall series set in Reynholm Industries.

UPDATE: for those of you coming here searching for the Reynholm Industries intranet password, I’m not going to tell you. I will however give you a clue. It is through the legendary Maurice Moss that you will find what you seek.

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3 Comments to Reynholm Industries Identity Card

  1. Gary Miller says:

    July 31st, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    :) I’ve heard of the show but never watched it. After visiting their site, I need to remedy this situation. Moss’s site, in particular, in a real gem!

    It’s Friday evening, I’ve had a few pints, and that’s my excuse for not yet cracking the Intranet login details. But I will, and to prove it I’ll get my very own ID Card.

    Great post Jack…thanks!

  2. Maurice says:

    July 18th, 2010 at 1:32 am

    I also have log-in details to the “Staff Intranet” and you-sir are a liar. You DO NOT work in reynholm industries and I can prove it! Your Staff ID number is incorrect. The number you have written actually belongs to Roy! Roy Tenneman! Ha, how do you like them furry kittens? And the number after that is indeed Richmond’s. I’m sorry, I never di know his real name. I’ll have to check that out… And sure enough the number after that is Jen’s. Yes Jen Barber. So thank you kind sir, but no thank you. You are a plane and ruddy fake!!!

    Kindest Regards,
    Maurice Moss

    P.S. Gary Miller, thank you for the comment and please watch the show. Also if you still have not cracked the code here is a user name and password:
    douglas.r/god

    Enjoy!

  3. Maurice says:

    July 18th, 2010 at 1:38 am

    I am sorry Gary please disclose the username/password I had previously given you. It was the on I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone. But anyway here is mine…

    m.moss/lonelyroad

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