Posted by: JackP on October 17th, 2008
Don’t worry, you don’t need to understand the words, just so long as you can look at the pictures.
What? No, it’s not that sort of site. So far as I can tell, it’s some sort of shopping site, I just think it’s pretty funny. Have a look for yourselves.
(Thanks to LSW for pointing it [...]
Read: See This Great Dutch Site »
Posted by: JackP on October 7th, 2008
Tom McMadeUp was an events organiser, and was delighted to find that he’d been asked to arrange a big Church bash at a London hotel, with more than 500 ecclesiastical figures attending. Initially, everything seemed to be going well, but then one of his clergymen sidled up to him, indicating that he “needed a word”.
“What’s [...]
Read: The Big Church Conference »
Posted by: JackP on September 27th, 2008
Watching CITV with my kids the other weekend, I discovered they were fans of something called Captain Mack. As kids TV goes, it’s fairly bog standard; caricatures in big bright costumes with a pantomime villain.
However, at the end, when Captain Mack had saved the day — by finding the baddie who had taken the [...]
Read: When you don’t really want to stay, but can’t think of a good reason… »
Posted by: JackP on September 23rd, 2008
This is a list of reasons why people have spoken to the police after dialling 999 (that’s like 911, only with more 9s and less 1s). Surprisingly enough, the police weren’t best pleased about this, as 999 is for the emergency services.
Similarly, if you’re filling in a computer system that requires you to supply [...]
Read: This Is Not An Emergency… »
Posted by: JackP on September 19th, 2008
Aar! It be international Talk Like A Pirate Day 2008, so it be. And if ye doesn’t talk like I pirate, I’ll run me cutlass through yer innards, ye stinking yellow-bellied scurvy dogs, and ye’ll feel the lash o’ me cat on yer back afore I keel-haul ye.
As Quartermistress Cate pointed out, there’s a London [...]
Read: Pirat-i-tude »
Posted by: JackP on August 9th, 2008
In the US presidential election, John McCain’s latest campaign ad said that Barack Obama was ‘the biggest celebrity’ in the world, cutting in a picture of Paris Hilton and suggesting that this didn’t necessarily mean that he was ready to lead.
Except it seemed to upset Paris Hilton that she was used to imply Obama was [...]
Read: Paris for Pres »
Posted by: JackP on August 6th, 2008
Stuart, did you ever get that nagging suspicion that there was something you’d missed? A headline, perhaps?
It still hadn’t been defined 12 hours after I first spotted it — check for yourself if they’ve ever got round to updating the article.
Read: Undefined Headline »
Posted by: JackP on June 4th, 2008
For those of you who are easily offended:
How in the name of blue blazes did you end up on my site?
Don’t read on…
Read: Rude Joke »
Posted by: JackP on February 16th, 2008
Thou shalt not leave the toilet seat up
Thou shalt not leave thine clothes strewn across the bedroom floor
Thou shouldst really do more of thine share of the housework, thou knowst
Thou shouldst not suggest thy mother’s cooking is superior to thy wife’s
Thou shouldst actually notice — for once — that thine wife has had her hair [...]
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