Archive for the ‘Language’ Category

The Power of Names: What did you call me?

Tuesday, July 10, 2007 0:47 5 Comments

The names that are used by people to describe one another are very powerful things. Compare: Abdul Hassan, seeking refuge from torture and persecution Abdul Hassan, the bogus asylum seeker sponging off the taxpayer …to see what I mean. Now I don’t know an Abdul Hassan, and I’m not trying to make a point about [...]

This was posted under category: Disability, Faith & Forteana, Language, Politics

I’m Not A Racist, But…

Thursday, May 17, 2007 21:55 38 Comments

It’s one of those phrases that makes you wince, isn’t it? As soon as someone says, something like “I’m not a racist, but…”, you know the next words you hear are going to be something like: But those Muslins have got a lot to answer for… And yes, they quite often would get the name [...]

This was posted under category: Disability, Funnies, Language, Politics

Accessibility In My Own (Foreign) Words

Monday, May 7, 2007 15:36 5 Comments

I noted earlier today that Mike Davies from Isolani has picked up on a piece I wrote in October last year called Be Accessible, Don’t Meet Guidelines, in which I tried to argue that WCAG was not infallible, and that it was more important to recognise the real-world accessibility needs of website users than it [...]

This was posted under category: Accessibility, Articles, Language

Speed-Reading: A Personal Experience

Wednesday, April 18, 2007 22:45 13 Comments

I read quickly. I’ve always read quickly. Well, that’s not entirely true. There was a time in my life when presumably I wasn’t able to read, but at least as far back as the age of seven I would read particularly quickly. I remember reading the entire Lord Of The Rings trilogy — just over [...]

This was posted under category: Books, Language, The Pickards

Journos Are Scared Of Bloggers Volume 2

Tuesday, December 19, 2006 6:28 2 Comments

After coming across something on Stephen Lang’s site some time ago where he takes exception to an Observer journo attacking book-review bloggers. Now to be fair, the journalist in question did maintain that there are quality review blogs out there, but also that there is a lot of dross and putrid opinion that you have [...]

This was posted under category: Blogging, Language

Happy Winter Secular Greetings of The Season!

Wednesday, December 6, 2006 9:43 7 Comments

Yes, Dan knows which buttons to press for me, suggesting that I talk about the “Winter” festivals that are springing up all over the shop this time of year. We’re having one here in the Nag’s Head (sorry, “NewcastleGateshead”) — the Glow event is pitched as the “Winter Festival 2006″. Although to be fair to [...]

This was posted under category: Faith & Forteana, Language, Politics

The Obligatory Blonde Joke

Friday, November 17, 2006 8:09 No Comments

Thanks to MattieK for this one: and yes, it really is about time he got round to sorting out his website… A businessman on a plane has finished reading his newspaper, is feeling a little bored and decides to try and pass the time by indulging in a little carefree conversation, and decides to attract [...]

This was posted under category: Funnies, Language

The Grocers’ Plural

Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:09 23 Comments

I found myself using one of these entirely my accident today, and then obviously berated myself appropriately. You know the sort of thing I mean: using apostrophe s to indicate a plural when obviously only the simple s is required. I call it The Grocer’s Plural because that’s where I personally see it most often: [...]

This was posted under category: Language, Life, Oddities, Standards

Cappuccino, Macchiato, Espresso Doppio, Joe Clark and Roger Johansson

Tuesday, October 24, 2006 18:37 16 Comments

I am a regular reader of both Joe and Roger, and from Roger’s comment on the coffees at @media 06 — and the fact he links to a site called kaffesnobben, it seems apparent that he likes his coffee — indeed that he’s a self-declared coffee snob. Joe’s recent post ‘hip’ also covers coffee, although [...]

This was posted under category: Language, Life, Oddities, The Pickards

Follow that link to… the Da Vinci Truth

Friday, October 20, 2006 21:01 3 Comments

I’m presuming you all know what I mean by “follow that link”. That’s where you start on a site you definitely intended to be on, and follow a link (in this case, a commenter on someone’s blog) to read about their site. Then, when you’re on their site, you notice that they are linking to [...]

This was posted under category: Blogging, Books, Faith & Forteana, Language, Technology