The Obligatory Blonde Joke
Thanks to MattieK for this one: and yes, it really is about time he got round to sorting out his website…
A businessman on a plane has finished reading his newspaper, is feeling a little bored and decides to try and pass the time by indulging in a little carefree conversation, and decides to attract the attention of the blonde sitting next to him.
“Excuse me, Miss.”
Lowering her celebrity gossip magazine, she looked straight back at him. “Yes?”
“I was just wondering if I could maybe sit and chat to you for a while. Maybe talk about some deep and meaningful topic in order to pass the time?”
“Listen, buster …” She paused, and put down her magazine. “Actually, that might be a good idea, as I’m getting a little bored with this now, and I’ve seen the film before. What did you want to talk about?”
“Well, like I said, I always enjoy deep and meaningful topics. What about something like whether there is or isn’t a God, or what is the meaning of life, or what is ‘good’?”
“That’s deep.”
“Oh, well I don’t mind talking about something else, if—”
“No, I’m quite happy to talk about it — if you can answer a simple question for me first.”
The businessman grinned. “Sure. Why not, fire away.”
“Okay then. Horses eat grass, yes?”
“Yes.”
“And so do rabbits, and cows.”
“Yeah…”
“Well, how come when a horse poops, it does a pile of big, round, muffin poops, a cow does a single big flat poop, and rabbits do a series of little tiny round poops?”
“Um… well, I don’t really know, but—”
The blonde flicked him an angry glance, picked up her magazine again and found her page. “Then why the hell expect me to waste my time talking to you about something deep when it’s obvious you don’t know shit?”
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