Archive for the ‘Funnies’ Category

To The Spammer… (SFW)

Sunday, January 10, 2010 10:25 4 Comments

…who has asked me about 80 times in the last week if I know where to get ‘pussy movies’, so here’s two of my favourites. Cat Man Do Ninja Cat

This was posted under category: Funnies, Scams & Spams

Decade Bug: Consultancy Services Available

Thursday, December 31, 2009 7:40 40 Comments

Some of you may remember that, ten years ago, there was some concern that all of the computers in the world would crash, melt down, catch ahad, and generally civilisation would come crashing to a halt, and there would be gangs roaming the streets in a post-apocalyptic future with only Max Rockatansky to stand between [...]

This was posted under category: Funnies, Technology

Thursday Joke: Marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence

Thursday, December 17, 2009 16:20 3 Comments

My wife says I’m nosy. Well, strictly speaking she didn’t say I’m nosy, but that’s certainly what she wrote in her diary… Fred and George are in the pub, and just as it’s approaching last orders, Fred says he has to phone for a taxi. When he returns, George is incredulous — “a taxi? But [...]

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The Other 12 Days

Sunday, December 6, 2009 2:13 25 Comments

Poet laureate Carol Ann Duffy has written a Christmas poem, specially commissioned by the Radio Times for its festive edition. [...] The poem begins: “On the first day of Christmas, a buzzard on a branch. In Afghanistan, no partridge, pear tree; but my true love sent to me a card from home.BBC News My heart [...]

This was posted under category: Funnies, Life

The Unusual Businessman And The Badly Plotted Joke

Friday, December 4, 2009 15:50 No Comments

Okay, this is a discussion of a somewhat rude, infantile and not particularly funny joke. You may wish to look away now.

This was posted under category: Funnies

Template Aging Strategy (DRAFT/Consultation)

Saturday, August 1, 2009 9:41 7 Comments

1. About this document This document describes how and why it has been necessary to replace the traditional mono-chronological method for determination of age. It covers:- Mono-Chronological Age Determination — what is mono-chronological age determination, and what are the problems with it Objectives and metrics — potential alternatives and how these are to be calculated [...]

This was posted under category: Funnies, Life, Standards

Reynholm Industries Identity Card

Friday, July 31, 2009 7:20 32 Comments

If you’re a fan on Reynholm Industries — maybe you know Roy, Maurice or Jen? — then you might be interested to learn that you too can obtain your very own Reynholm Industries ID card from their staff intranet. Obviously, you can only access this if you have a staff user account name and password [...]

This was posted under category: Funnies, TV/Film

The Junior Photographer…

Tuesday, July 21, 2009 7:20 14 Comments

…was called into the office one day by the paper’s editor. “George,” said the editor, “I’ve got an unusual assignment for you. I’ve heard that the old Mustrum House building is haunted, and I need you to get some photographs of the spook for a feature I’m planning. Get over there tonight!” So George, more [...]

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Saturday Joke

Saturday, June 13, 2009 0:20 7 Comments

A brown paper bag went to his doctor complaining of feeling unwell. The doctor took a blood sample and told the bag to come back the next week. When the bag re-appeared for his appointment the following Thursday, the doctor sat him down in a chair in his office, and said, “I’m afraid I have [...]

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The Brody Bunch

Sunday, May 24, 2009 7:20 15 Comments

I quite often have a look through the links and sites of people who have commented on my site, as I have found some very interesting blogs — and people — in this manner before. One of the people who commented on my previous blog entry Nadine Dorries: The Witchhunt was a certain Councillor Jack [...]

This was posted under category: Funnies, Politics, Public Sector