What Do Men Talk About In Pubs 2009

Saturday, April 4, 2009 7:35 | Filed in Life

As usual, this information was compiled at the Newcastle Beer Festival.

The rules are: any topic can be written down; no names are recorded to protect the innocent (and the guilty).

  • Football
    • Alan Shearer and Newcastle United
    • Liverpool, Manchester United
    • Northern clubs vs. Southern clubs
    • Support/ fanbase of respective clubs
  • Nerds
    • Star Trek — Ferengi
      • Star TreXXX — the porn version
    • CSI New York
  • Old Scrotes vs. Young Tossers
  • The Twat With The Hat 2 — Pimp Boy
  • Religion
  • Monty Python
    • ’s Life of Brian
    • ’s Quest for the Holy Grail
  • DHMO
  • Politics
    • Oliver Cromwell (and him being a “right miserable so-and-so”)
  • Relationships
    • Kids
    • Breakups
    • Infidelity
  • Beer (perhaps not a surprising topic, at a beer festival)
  • Cock rings
    • Personal experiences thereof (see! this is why I don’t include names here, otherwise George people wouldn’t tell me these things)
  • People who come to the beer festival and ask ‘what is the strongest beer, that’s all I want’
  • People leching at a blonde’s cleavage (and specifically, the clock-face directions used to advise thereupon)
  • Music
    • Punk
      • Sex Pistols
      • Dead Kennedys
      • The Clash
    • Heavy Metal
  • Having a pocket full of contact lenses (really, don’t ask)
  • School reminiscences
    • Classmates
    • The fact that you keep forgetting someone you know is cousins with someone else you know
    • Badminton

Oh, and for anyonne wondering, I wasn’t actually talking to anyone called George. Although I did have someone telling me their stories of cock rings…

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