I’m Not A Cheap Tart, Honest Guv
As the credit crunch bites, Britons may be turning to sex as a cheap way to pass the time, a charity says.BBC News
According to a YouGov survey, it’s apparently the most popular free activity amongst adults.
Well, never let it be said that I would turn from the women of my country in their hour of need. If you find that the credit crunch is biting and you need a bit of sex to make you feel better, just drop me a line, and I’ll see what I can do for you.
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See, this is what I call real Patriotism. This is the spirit that got us through the Blitz (or the Second World Phwoar! as me old gran refers to it).