My Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Wednesday, December 27, 2006 8:00 | Filed in Memes, Oddities

…following on from a post of Steve Pugh’s where he identifies his Peculiar Aristocratic Title, I thought I’d have a crack at it.

It turns out I am His Noble Excellency Jack the Assiduous of Great Leering.

Beat that if you can! It sounds like I’m going to be played by Sid James in a film called something like Carry On … Ambassador!

You can get your own peculiar aristocratic title if you want. Please do let me know of any which sound like you ought to be played by a Carry On Actor — but you can’t have Sid, I’ve already bagsied him.

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6 Comments to My Peculiar Aristocratic Title

  1. Matt says:

    December 31st, 2006 at 1:45 pm

    Baron Matt the Fiendish of Midhoop St Giggleswich

    strangely apt me thinks

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