Rude Joke

Friday, July 27, 2007 0:11 | Filed in Funnies

This joke kindly donated by Lee Gardner, who is desperate to see his name in print…

I went to the doctors for a check-up the other day. It all seemed fairly routine to begin with, but after a couple of minutes, the doctor looked at me with a serious expression on his face.

“I’m sorry Sir, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to stop masturbating.”

“Why?”, I said, somewhat shocked. “Is there some kind of injury?”

“No, it’s not that at all, Sir. It’s just…” he paused, and looked down at me again. “Well, it’s really putting me off…!”

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5 Comments to Rude Joke

  1. Mike says:

    July 27th, 2007 at 9:08 am

    Very topical:,,2135251,00.html

    My favourite line:
    “Ms McHugh asked the 17 prospective jurors who among them had never masturbated. No hands went up.”

  2. Mike Cherim says:

    July 28th, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    Hehe, a patient with a handle on his wn well-being?

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