Ten Commandments (for married blokes)

Saturday, February 16, 2008 0:14 | Filed in Funnies
  1. Thou shalt not leave the toilet seat up
  2. Thou shalt not leave thine clothes strewn across the bedroom floor
  3. Thou shouldst really do more of thine share of the housework, thou knowst
  4. Thou shouldst not suggest thy mother’s cooking is superior to thy wife’s
  5. Thou shouldst actually notice — for once — that thine wife has had her hair done
  6. Thou shouldst remain silent throughout Eastenders, Desperate Housewives and Ugly Betty
  7. Thou shouldst not go out drinking and stagger home at all hours but shouldst instead lavish thine attention on thy wife
  8. Thou shouldst treat thy wife as a most precious thing; yea even over thine X-Box 360
  9. Thou shouldst not get so worked up about eleven men kicking a stupid ball around a field even if it is the semi-final
  10. Thou shouldst try getting out of bed first in the morning and making thine wife a cup of tea and some breakfast for just thee once
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5 Comments to Ten Commandments (for married blokes)

  1. Grandma Jenny says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 12:46 am

    Amen to all that!

  2. Mike Cherim says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 3:39 am

    Are thou insane? ;)

  3. JackP says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 9:29 am

    Mike – I didn’t say that blokes were any good at keeping ‘em, this is just what we’re supposed to do…

  4. Andy Mabbett says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Have you been having your ear bent?

  5. JackP says:

    February 16th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    Naah, I was mostly just thinking about what I ought to do, how that differed from what I do do, and then wrote it down…

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