Ten Commandments (for married blokes)
Saturday, February 16, 2008 0:14 | Filed in Funnies
- Thou shalt not leave the toilet seat up
- Thou shalt not leave thine clothes strewn across the bedroom floor
- Thou shouldst really do more of thine share of the housework, thou knowst
- Thou shouldst not suggest thy mother’s cooking is superior to thy wife’s
- Thou shouldst actually notice — for once — that thine wife has had her hair done
- Thou shouldst remain silent throughout Eastenders, Desperate Housewives and Ugly Betty
- Thou shouldst not go out drinking and stagger home at all hours but shouldst instead lavish thine attention on thy wife
- Thou shouldst treat thy wife as a most precious thing; yea even over thine X-Box 360
- Thou shouldst not get so worked up about eleven men kicking a stupid ball around a field even if it is the semi-final
- Thou shouldst try getting out of bed first in the morning and making thine wife a cup of tea and some breakfast for just thee once
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Grandma Jenny says:
February 16th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Amen to all that!
Mike Cherim says:
February 16th, 2008 at 3:39 am
Are thou insane?
JackP says:
February 16th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Mike – I didn’t say that blokes were any good at keeping ‘em, this is just what we’re supposed to do…
Andy Mabbett says:
February 16th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Have you been having your ear bent?
JackP says:
February 16th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Naah, I was mostly just thinking about what I ought to do, how that differed from what I do do, and then wrote it down…